Things that don't move.


I really don't have a true penchant for stuff that I have to interact with constantly which is part of the reason I generally dislike malls, video games, customers and people (customers aren't really people -- they're really evil phantoms that hound me for no reason when I don't call them back 15 seconds after they send me an email).   I'm more than happy to be left alone to my own devices than being dragged around doing whatnots and whatsits, though I make special exceptions for plants, and the more unusual the better.  I think I have to blame an aunt for this sort of obsession because she grows a lot orchids and hardy tropicals in her house which always made me envy her since my own mother tends toward more conventional plants and lumps them together so that it's nearly impossible to take care of them without stepping over other plants so anything other than a geranium dies after a few months.  It also doesn't help that most tropicals need temperatures above 70ºF and the house barely reaches above 65ºF in the winter.  I've managed to get lucky, though.

Take for Clerodendrum ugandense for instance:

Now how often are you going to find something like this in your backyard?  I originally saw this in the UCB botanical gardens around March '00 and became instantly obsessed with it.  Another woman at the gift store saw and bought it before I did, so I had to hunt around online for about 2 months looking for it.  I finally found it at worldplants and it began a sort of mini-obsession with the more "exotic" plants that might survive in the apartment I was living in. Though irony being that I couldn't get the damn thing to bloom, bought another one that was blooming at the '03 sale and then realized that it wouldn't bloom unless it got at least 6 hours of sun and it's hardy down to about 40ºF.  Now it won't stop blooming.  Just don't touch the leaves unless you like smelling like motor oil.

I'll update more later.  I'm too lazy right now.

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